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I cropped out the black women for Pika's sake

pornhub does not know me https://i.imgur.com/PxncemF.png

I always get trending in canada and loli

and by loli I mean hentai

Hard to go wrong with lesbians oops

same thing for me

I think ive talked extensivley about how big dicks are bad and scare me

So you can’t handle Pika’s

But my average sized one would be fine

The future of porn is here I guess

They added games to sex toys

Why thi

Tho

Did you never have one of those bop-it toys growing up?

Nope

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Bop_it.jpg

Like one of these, but for sex

Ffs

LOL

BOP IT

TWIST IT

PULL IT

TURN IT

FLICK IT

SPIN IT

SHOUT IT

Not sure if cinny posted it earlier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ZgwwxMeg4

need to share my memeboi

Simpleflips is the rob of not trash content and being actually entertaining tbh

So long story short Pika, I'm pretty sure Birts will just enter in that they live at 10 Downing St. to watch porn on the one or two sites which end up requiring it

1600 Pennsylvaia Ave

Wilhelmstraße 77

52 ring road

I watched when I woke up at like 3 am but nobody was online to send it to

Yeah, had a 4:30-6:00pm midterm and a 8:30-10:00am class. I just got home

So did we all do our part for Black History month? help a black cross the road or some equivalent

4pm to 10 am is a hellish schedule

I talked with a negro fellow

Wait Pika, that schedule is literal cancer

I did my part

I think you earned the right to claim this month as your own You've suffered more than the negro ever did

I also talked to an arab for double diversity

full headviel and everything

Dark arab or light arab?

Idn

idk*

Not black

-5 tolerance points did not assess their skin tone and check your privilege

we talked about how a 30 year old indian ta hit on her duing an exam

WAIT

Pika

You talked to a girl today?

Yes

2 actually

Literally the only 2 girls in math phys

playa

Oh, so they've been riding the carousel I take it

Less impressed, but still good job Pika Try to work up to three in a single day

Apparently, sitting in the physics undergrad lounge for 6 hours allows you to run into physics students

invent a third girl to talk to

who would have known

I mean, Pika is fully capable of doing just that Leg

Unless you've been drinking a bit too much soy that is Pika

My diet is 100% cock

no soy

go get wendys and get a burger

stop eating chicken

No wendys near campus rip

I go to harvies for my burger needs

i got poutine at wendy's

it was bad

theres a taco bell in The Pentagon but not a wendys near your school

theres not anything other than burrito and sub places near my school

All the places near my school are chinese food

and like, a burgerking and harvies