general

And I used to carry around 2liters of soda

i was a band nerd in high school, college band is pure degeneracy

Kek

I just hung out with my group of friends, and joked in the middle of my classes about wanting to genocide africa

i slept together with 9ish boys

Umbreon thats pretty hot

did you record it

camping?

I did that in grade 6

actually

i did that twice

woah

n i c e

are there pics of it

oh god i think i'm gay

i think there are

H O T

Why is my life so boring

Embrace the Homosexuality my dude

lol

I mean you’ve been after pikas 12 incher too haven’t you

NO

You left out a 0

Feminine dicks aren’t gay

0.12

120

Pikas 10 foot long schlong?

120 foot

12*

Feelslevel9man

thats as annoying

as the bot doing itself

120 divided by 12 is 12 apparently

the bot is doing itself?

no

no it is not

lmao

what

I said 10

you said 12

you cunk

WHAT

Pinned a message.

think about what you ahve done

Said 10 matey

Im so confused

^

"120 divided by 12 is 12"

you literally screencapped it

you cunk

He said “apparently”

I said that because you said it was 12

Ffs

And was making fun of you

lol

I do not know imperial

is this one of those

can we use metric

rick and morty jokes

trying to edit settings

that require

200 IQ

I would rather use metric

umbreon do you know what is happening

Quick get the Rick and Morty

no

12 km

But America is stubborn

12k decimeter dick

tb

12k

fuck

thats huge

As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. 😃