general

I just wanted to stay friends unless she was interested

Yeah thanks for being a bro pika

lol

This is why we shouldn't have girls here

I blame Rob tbh

wtf xbrox is a girl?

Max probably wasn't a girl tbh

oh til

i don't think i've ever talked to xbrox

I mean, there's voice synthesizers or whatever

Xbrox thanks for being a true bro

Voice synthesizers aren't THAT good

i mean, a catfish is just a person who pretends to be someone they're not

gender has nothing to do with it

how much of the rob drama did i miss?

A ton

oh yeah i missed a bunch then

isn't it on the subreddit

Meh

I mean I can blame you guys for starting the me and Max dating meme

Hahahaha

We technically started it

Max asked someone to marry her and I said sure

Then she broke up with me over coffee Kappa

i mean you really should know people before dating them in general

Internet relationships are fucked

Exactly my dude

you have the strangest definition of flirting bopit

bopit

bopit

Bopit is an erp'r

i am still not convinced bopit is not actually 12

Lmao

Hey can we update the phijkchu kill counter?

bopit how old are you though

ah okay

i can't believe this fuck is older than me tbh

so I am the youngest then

How old are you black Mage?

high school senior

Same

JUNIOR

STILL YOUNGER

jesus christ your voice is so goddamned deep umbreon

Niceeee

ok to be fair so did I pika, I just didn't stay active

yeah I know

I know, I joined after the streams were already over

Hahahha

Oh boy, pika is dating a minor!

who doesn't though bopit

My apologies Pika lul

And yeah that's true

pika can i dm you math homework

oh really? lmao

It's part of his culture bopit!

But yeah like I said I know a bit about Max because she let me into her private discord's private section

It had interesting stuff

Won't share though as I said

so if I succeed in catfishing someone can I get exiled again

He supports you for being stupid bopit Keepo

^

Oh shit heya it's a trap

@Loveland im a 18 year old girl now lemme borrow your moms beamer real quick ill bring it back

You missed a ton of shit

who is this

your dad

come home

Okay but promise me you'll send me nudes

go to bed son its late

you're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do

yeah ijust need to find a gas station that seels ciggawetts

oof

She didn't even send me anything

listen that breeding bull your mom stays with for welfare checks isnt a dad son

She said she was going to seriously but never did

Like LOL

You need to ENHANCE

this is creepy pasta shit

wait