general

with uni shit

Except me

Yeah

for me it depends what you mean by day

Not me becaus i dont have a life

I had an exam at 9 yesterday for example

I'm free during the day during the week but not weekends

But now that Max broke up with me I have nobody to talk to Kappa

Well I might be sleeping because we do shit at like 2am-4am my time

and that ruins me

reee

My dms are open tbh

Little known fact, I will talk with anyone about anything

Pika is looking for a relationship ROO

even your mom

i remember you saying that

you'll talk about fucked up things with your family

pika can you record yourself talking to your mom about lolis

That would be the best content

GOD DAMN IT CHANGE HIS NAME PLEASE

and post it on your youtube channel

I KEEP SEEING PHINNY

AND THINKING OH FUCK HERE WE GO AGAIN

i need more Phijkchu content

pika mom would accidentally reveal pika's name multiple times

literally triggering max

also yeah, me and my mom are open about shit

That's why he needs 20 dollar vegas

mission accomplished

phinny was a success

she jokes about me being gay, comes up behind me and scares the shit out of me

etc

get fucked max

Jokes about me masterbating

I call her old

good times

She sounds like an amazing mom

Yeah

I think your mom just wants to bang, Pika

I think I am fond of her tbh

Oh my

has she seen you masturbate

my mom's probably the same, except it is i who isn't open about myself

or seen your dick

Dick yes

masterbate no

gdi max

lewd

well dick when you were like 10 or older

This reminds me of the story where the kid breaks both of his arms and then his mom jacks him off bc he can’t

Max asking the real questions

I live in my basement, and people rarely come down here

Did you mom not teach you sex ed Max?

so I can do as I wish usually

Reddit is not okay

Pika is a hermit Keeper

Why would that matter spooky

I walk around naked tbh

so yeah, she probably has

also, being in a family of multiple people with only 1 shower, I do not lock the shower when I shower

my dad might have walked in on me just looking at hentai for shits and giggles

and people come in and pee

Either your mom or your dad's seen you naked when you learned sex ed, usually the mom's the one doing the teaching

So Pika's mom's definately seen his dick

what

My parents did not talk about sex ed with me.

i dont think it works like that

I already knew enough tbh

^

same

Well Fire your Dad now knows you have good taste

lol my mom read a book to me. NotLikeThis

They asked me if I had any questions, I did not, and we left it at that

I have never been asked

I leanred what sex is by family guy

and I have never done lewd things ever

They just assumed (correctly) that you will never have sex max