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What is this almonds meme btw

is this some 4chan shit

there's an almond memem

meme*

No, California legit grows the majority of the worlds almonds

People keep saying it but I seem to have misses what activating almonds means

Or a large plurality at least

I like peanuts better

I like most nuts tbh

Libs were trying to push almonds as a super food Pika, described them as being "activated" It became a meme

but fuck virginia peanuts, too fucking expensive even though they're amazing

Lmao

of course they were

that makes sense

ty

i am activated :cirGasm:

fuck

discord mobile fuckyou

oh I need to resub

I like almonds as much as the next guy, and like most nuts, eating them is probably a decent snack choice, but superfood my ass

the true super food is pizza

Not trying to be a nutritionist, but most nuts are pretty bad for a balanced diet

They end up becoming the majority of you sodium and calorie intake

need to live off of cockroaches tbh

don't salt them then

ftfy

you know what i was implying

^^^^^^^^^

I got a bag of salted crickets when I was in Spain last month, not bad

more sodium

If I'm going to eat bugs, I'm going to salt them

i'm going to cover them in chocolate

I am going to cover myself in chocolate

Be careful not to use the wrong kind Pika, don't want you getting stuck in a chocolate shell

>implying I don't

I spend too much money on coffee

easy solution

end yourself

no

because then I couldnt drink Starbucks

make your own

that's a lot of work

and a lot cheaper

wait how is putting a filter and beans in an automatic thing a lot of work

well I mean, it's a lot of work to make something not as good as starbucks coffee

buy some chocolate syrup

>implying I don't have chocolate syrup in my fridge

I should make my own coffee, I mean I HAVE before, but like I said, starbucks is a lot better

Just become a coffee snob

maybe you're just bad at it and need to practice

You'll feel the need to french press and dry roast everything yourself

Ironically, saving money

get some pet moneys to poop out the beans for you

>Starbucks

>coffee

timmies >> cuckbucks tbh

i went to tim hortons when i was in canada, it was meh

>Unicorn Frappuccino

timmies is good for their ice caps only tbh

and their baked goods before they were bought by some US international and stopped baking it in store

it had fine food but nothing special

the muffins were pretty good

good for imports Kappa

Starbucks is really good

I've never tried coffee 🤔

what

don't

we're breaking up

i might have had one sip of coffee at a young age

bye

Rip

coffee is really good

Don't go Max I can change 😭

it isn't though

*addictive