general

name: Guzzlord types: Dark, Dragon abilities: Beast Boost rates: genderless egg groups: Undiscovered hp: 223 atk: 101 def: 53 SpA: 97 SpD: 53 Spd: 43 total: 570 url: http://veekun.com/dex/pokemon/guzzlordpicture: http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/main-sprites/sun-moon/799.png

!pokemon mega lucario

name: Mega Lucario types: Fighting, Steel abilities: Adaptability rates: ⅞ male, ⅛ female egg groups: Field, Human-Like hp: 70 atk: 145 def: 88 SpA: 140 SpD: 70 Spd: 112 total: 625 url: http://veekun.com/dex/pokemon/lucario?form=megapicture: http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/main-sprites/sun-moon/448-mega.png

dank

@xBrox file an application

okay, I can save my grade

hey xbrox want to be my waifu Keepo

2 marking schemes, one where assignments are woth 6%, one where they are worth 3%

so I can usurp all the waifus

Stop harrasing xBrox bopit

yeah dude that's fucked up

wtf

rip

Only me and max can be lovebirds

well thats presumptuous of you

umbreon

It makes sense I have love in my name Kappa

wanna date me Kappa

what do i do

im getting hit on by a pedo

let it happen

fucking

you need to gas me for my retarded behaviour

k

what'd you do

I said earlier, I somehow submitted something that was not the assignment I was suppose to submit

so I lost 3 or 6% of my grade

Oh damn

If I pull off a 100 on the exam than it does not matter though Kappa

lol

yeah only me and loveland can be lovebirds

that's what you think

sure you "shirt person"

fuck

lol

wait what

with blackjack

and only blackjack

lonely bird?

what happened to my name

who knows

people change nicknames a lot

lel

I'm my own husbando

pfff

this is cultural appropriation

me and umbreon have been lovers for 4 years

uh

loveland are you cheating on max?!

i do not consent?

you don't have to umbreon

hey pika

I'll meet you at umbreons house

rip my house meetup

What

I forgot who is even walking to my house

max

we have to stop to gangbang umbreon first

I have been at your house for weeks now

what

where

you literally have just been sitting on the couch laughing at urealms memes

and did not notice me

Look to your left

rip

no your other left you autist

Wtf I looked to my right

Wait there’s two lefts

how did he know

infinate lefts umbreon

Fuck

also I don't sit on couches so he's lie