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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
implant metal in your vagina, use a magnetic dildo to induce a current
for her pleasure (tm)
b a d m e m e
Look, as the resident physicist of this cult, I want to say that magnetically induced vagina dildos are an A+ idea
buy slaves
>Not being a true scientist and testing it on yourself
Pika, if you're not going to explain basic kinimatic physics to Max, as to why a spinning cock ring won't work
Someone has to
Max
Perpetual motion would not work
Max just clone yourself and give yourself a cock
What you need to do for a spinning cock ring is run a current through it near a strong mangent
If you want to have a two layer ring, that allows the outer ring to spin, the inner ring would need to be tight enough to allow for that
That would kill the penis, or not work 90% of the time
Or give the cock ring enough energy that it will spin longer than the cock will be attached to a living man
Max, I have a better, more autistic idea
just divert the blood from an erection to power a water-wheel thingy
make it hand crack powered so that you have to raise and lower you hands to get it to work
this sounds like some demonic magic
I like it Kappa
hand crack?
crank?
it's powered by drugs?
nice
Chemical reactions might work in the short term
what I just said is legal
and hilarious
i think pika meant like a lever, guys
no
he meant crack
Replace the testicles with batteries, power problem solved
I meant a rope attached to a wheel tbh
that generates power
I volunteer Pika to test
oh god
Air hose powered cock rings
Now that, that could work
hey bopit
hey bopit
wait
the man spins
or just his penis
fuck you bopit