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you're having a meetup at max's house

Make fire pay it the rich artboi

wanna pay for my ticket

rit meetup bois

cinny

you shsit

Xbrox, easy solution, apply to uwaterloo

i will gut you

Have the meeting in Europe, I'm stuck on this awful continent for another month anyway

then if you get in every day is a meetup

tbh

its at my house

srry

Also

I have free candy though

oh

ok i know where virginia is

i like candy

and I need people to try out my new device

Wait max om-

k walking there

Nvm

so you just need xbrox and liz

Xbrox, I want to point out have amusing it is that you both "never post because you have nothing to say", but happen to be posting the day that clit talk was occuring KappaGas

well I also thought about a partner one

like a cock ring

hot

Max no

Now just figure out how to make it Rick and Morty related Max

but maybe somehow make you able to spin in her

well thats what boyfriends are for

boys*

oh naw. i went to watch videos while that convo was happening Kappa

dont have any of those anymore

Traps

so

Wouldn’t that hurt your dick

fair enough Kappa

do some shit with magnets

magnets how do they work

rip

to make a cock ring spin

No

implant metal in your vagina, use a magnetic dildo to induce a current

for her pleasure (tm)

fidget spinners spin forever

Pika

but

Zac.

magnets do too max

b a d m e m e

That’s not how that works

so when pika gets here

because magnet bullshit

I'll test with him first

hey pika know what else was a bad meme

Look, as the resident physicist of this cult, I want to say that magnetically induced vagina dildos are an A+ idea

I don't have anyone to test my creations on anymore feelsbadman

buy slaves

you have a mom

>Not being a true scientist and testing it on yourself

Pika, if you're not going to explain basic kinimatic physics to Max, as to why a spinning cock ring won't work

Someone has to

sorry max I dont have a viirginia

Pika it needs a partner

Max

zek

Perpetual motion would not work

Max just clone yourself and give yourself a cock

The guy and the fidget spinner spin in opposite directions

What you need to do for a spinning cock ring is run a current through it near a strong mangent

giving off the perfect force to do perpetual motion

If you want to have a two layer ring, that allows the outer ring to spin, the inner ring would need to be tight enough to allow for that That would kill the penis, or not work 90% of the time

You see, human lust works like a magnet

Or give the cock ring enough energy that it will spin longer than the cock will be attached to a living man

and using penis power(tm)