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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
I'm pushing the limits of what technology can achieve just by turning my phone on
If you see some news story about a man's 5-year old phone blowing up and killing him, know that was me
I wish I wanted a pixel more
Christmas is almost here, just write a letter to santa or something
If that doesn't work, just rob your local Google store
No shit sherlock
a stan
m'pedos
Took me way to long to realise that was your finger
Was going to compliment the rigidity of your dick
why is your penis shaped like a pikachu and why does your penis glow red
everything's a dick until proven otherwise
it's how i stay away from traps
safety first
http://www.lawfuel.com/lawbriefings/internet_of_things/
Who ths fuck buys a smart dildo?
finally something with a high enough iq to be used by rick and morty fans
What possible features could someone add to a sex toy, that would require it to send data to a server
That would in any way be worth anything
rick the artificial dick
https://i.redd.it/aev8ddnyiehz.jpg
that's fantastic
Some guy on reddit apparently shoved it up his ass
Said it was 100% silicone and was safe
way up in there morty
same
OK, that rick and morty porn is the shittest thing I've ever seen
Not even using a real woman
on the NSFW server if you want the link
Man, porn has really gone downhill
Plot aside, these rick and morty actors are ugly as shit