glitter is so hard to remove, so if you are raped, the man will have direct evidence against him
general
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Sunday, October 22, 2017
people in general have always put wierd shit in them
The moment when a man is forced to disrobe in court for the jurry to see his glitter covered dong will be a shining moment for womens rights
male... female... doesn't matter, something is going in an opening
but it has to be "pretty" Kapap
That's the official site, sfw
https://video-images.vice.com/articles/595d28ad24bef02380246aa9/lede/1499277544390-passiondust.jpeg?crop=0.8858xw:0.999xh;0.0826xw,0xh&resize=1050:*
God knows I'd wiant my private parts to make my partner think of lucky charms cereal
Kappa
That initial article is about the new craze for cucumber "cleansing"
But pretty much, whatever you convince dumb 18 Y/Os to do will be the top of the list, and it seems they're getting dumber year over year
Not extreme enough
I think shoving anything in there other than a bag of holding to store your ballista defence is a bad idea
Doesn't the penis get broken more often than not? (if something is going to break)
I mean, you can prob rupture a vein if you go to fast or some shit
I would image most of the damage would be to the woman if you were going that fast though
More likely to tear the vagina to make it less tight
idk, if you've given up any semblence of masculinity and are letting the girl lead, pretty sure some misplaced weight can easily cause a penile fracture
yes
in the penis bone
Kappa
Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.Fucking Dr with the medical retorts
this is why the only good doctor is a doctor of physics or mathmatics
I assume agressive means just keep strocking fast for a long period
in one sitting
So, the old PSAs used to be aimed at stopping kids from mastrubating by sticking their dick between their matress and bed frame
lmao
Because that was an easy way to injure yourself
probably was
idk, never took the girls sex ed class
You know, having a penis and all
>old psas, never took sex ed
how old are you
we literally have a ww1 vet shitposting with us
thanks for serving
Kappa
Yes, honour me for storming the beaches of Normandy
Fuck you juno beach is where the real heroes went
Really though, I'm pretty sure I'm just a couple years older than most of you