general

you do not understand

a stronghold will fall to a ballista

every time

The first dick you encounter now will have one of those air hoses now, it's fated to occur

war of attrition?

great, you just made max a lesbian

good job spooky

if you don't want to have kids you should make sure to never encounter a penis irl

I thought we established catapults already

catapults <<< ballistas

fight me

catapults are siege weapons created by the nazis to troll actual siege weapons

Is a penis which blows air really going to get you pregnant though?

if that air carries particles of semen

maybe

That'd be a question for your grade school sex-ed teacher

would you put that thing in your sex pocket doc?

Oh

thats a great idea

max

Pika, your siblings are younger than you. Pass those pics along to stir up questions in their class

?

make a custom tshirt cannon that shoots condoms, put that in your pouch of holding

what

okay thats cool and all pika

but think of my idea

Ant Farm Dickhole

a dickhole is shaped like an ant mound

so clearly its suitable for ants

also deffinitly not a lesbian Kappa

when you spend your entire saturday talking about genitalia

Pika, you better rush out and get that air-hose enhancement to impress Max

Nothing short of that may satisfy her anymore

no

only real 100% medium rare dicks

i prefer my dicks well done

tbh I'm not even sure what sex is anymore

good

don't bother

sex is a philosophical construct created by the nazis to troll horny fucks like us

what if I need to give a bj in the future

ew

Contrary to this chat today. It does not involve toddlers, prolapses, or air hoses

why would you need to give a bj

living in a nazi camp

need some $$$

uh

why would you want to put a penis in your mouth ever

what I just said

would you rather starve

or succ

just put it in your bear trap bag of holding

i would actually rather starve

I need the $$$

fire would never be in that situation

he never runs out of money joke

I'll just buy a robotic dick then fight crime with it

does the dick talk?

is the dick a private eye?

ha ha

yesx2

good one

thanks, I'll be here playing FE:W all night

sleep is for the weak

yes

its only 3 am

I got at least 3 more hours

sleep is for the week

uh oh

Camilla is gonna "punish" me

hot

ha ha

sex appeal character