general

the vaccuum gets me

what

that's one of my biggest fears, getting vacuumed from the inside

uh

also you can clean the floor by rubbing your vagetter on the floor

win win

in my books

but

no

you could put a vacum in your penis

and have a suck rod

ok but

what if

I already have a suckrod tbh

it sucks your insides

and yoou turn inside out

gg

bag of holding max

just aim the bag out

and hope that the bag does not flip

It'd be like a long straw you could suprise people with

what if it sucks in the bag

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I still don't get why a bear trap wouldn't work

Also they do make compessed air nozzles that sit inside your penis

But they blow instead of suck

what

what

are you trying to put a fire hose in your dick?

can we get a drawing

Oh, thats a great idea umbreon

what

how is that a good idea

Your dick would break right?

max, what if you put a bag of dirt in your bag of holding, then if someone tries to rape you, you just need to jump and then the dirt will cause a distraction

and you can run

what

what

no?

I don't want dirt

No?

What if

I just put a little man with a gun in there

and he shoots their dick

okay

Does not even need to be little

but there's still a man inside you

this is a bag of holding

you can't be raped if you do the raping

Any one want to be the man?

WHo goes in my bag of holding

hey fire

stick the man in the bag, then put the bag in your woman pocket

you need something to do

also give him a high power rifle

or can I just like

pika is on his way, i guess he gets to live inside your vagina

he can stick it own the aiming hole

put a sword in it

and take men down

just stick a 3ds in your sex pocket bag of holding

and theyll be distracted

what

are they going to play FE with their dick while raping me?

yes

that's even worse?

I mean, I already play FE with my dick

whoa

whoa

whoa

that is just a step further

whoa.

in the nsfw channel for ya'll

I'm currently playing FE with my dick on my switch

fucking christ

jesus fucking

I do not know what I expected

so