general

it also cracks me up when people say they wouldn't know what to do without their phone, as someone who hasn't had a phone for 17 years

thanks porygon

I would kill myself without mine Kappa

if you aren't anything without your phone you shouldn't have one

I only have a phone because my parents wanted me to have one

I don't ever text on it or call on it

since I ride public transit for about 2 hours a day

I mostly use it for fire emblem heroes

oh you want this community to switch to sms so you can have friends to text

Clearly

I text 5 people

I text 2 people often

my mother and my university buddy

your parents, boyfriend, lawyer and 1 other

Mother, father, someboy, my best friend and my other best friend

2 best friends?

hold up

Yes

heresy

She is a girl, thats how they work

they can have more than 1

Fine, bester friend

fuck

i have 0 Kappa

they're (((special)))

i want to be a girl now

Same but for other reasons

We all girls now tbh

clearly pika wants to fit a 3ds in his sex pocket

As I said early

all girls now

a 3dsxl fits in my vagina

already

do not need to be a girl for that

Being a female is actually the best Kappa

Trie

you get priviledge and get to complain about being marginalized at the same time

And much more

all you have to deal with is menstruation

Or

boners are the actual worst

Any time I mess up

indeed

Just blame it on that

boners are solid tbh

you always get boners at the worst times

ha ha

menstruation

nice one

Just Rip off your Dicks Problem Solved Kapap

woah waoh waoh

Get estrogen

chop em off

I do not consent

solving problems by creating new problems is not the german way, kek

syren if you are actually a black girl we don't judge seriously

Well...

i will Kappa

Woah woah

Don't say we

I alreadu judge you

you have nothing to loose

Fuck yall

leg assuming that we aren't bigots Kappa

ok max is racist don't tell her

No-

Your already Judged if you are in this discord tbh Kappa

i'm far ahead of all of you, i judge myself

I only dislike one race

you are unworthy to be judged tbh fire

I only dislike one race, whites

blacks are subhuman and thus do not count

i only like one race, asians

i only dislike the wookies

French Canadians

gotta prepare for when china inevitably conquers the world

frenchies