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That's it, why has no one made a videogame console that doubles as a messenger bag or something

I think

Switch 2 idea right there

thats a terrable idea spooky

I had a HUGE case for my o3ds

held like 75~ games

bags get treated real bad

idk, I quite like it.

multiple stylus, charger and etc

You could carry all your games around

but it was ugly

or just have a console where I don't need to carry games around

and just download them all

if you want to carry an xl around go buy some mens jeans

Sweatpants my dudes

massive fucking pockets

I don't want to carry an xl around because pockets aren't my only problem

thats what I do

my hands

just don't like XLs

tiny hands just like marco rubio

my hands are not small

The are yuge

and you know what else is yuge

Large hands work fine with o3ds

XLs are big if you even need to consider using the back triggers

source

I have large hands an the origional 3ds

my hand from like the bottom to middle finger is like 5.6

inches

DSi will forever remain my favorite size/material

max still 177% smol. still confirmed

I never had a DSi

sad they went away from it

i played piano for like 15 years, my fingers are good at stretching

Oh leg tell all females that, I bet you'd get them all

Tell them that your 3dsxl can fit inside your man vagina, that is a huge turn on, or so I have heard

open or closed

I mean, if you're lookign for an in with a gang

It'd work real well

Always could use more drug mules

oh god

what if something got caught

or pinched inbetween

Then rip you

my stomach hurt thinking about that

the price you pay for playing 3ds with your vaginal walls

Shit Pika, I'm waiting for the inevitable epidemic of transexual drug mules

A worthy sacrifice Kappa

A whole second orifice to smuggle crack with

lol

we now know why the (((globalists))) want more transgendered people

you are on to something

Anyways, moral of the day 3ds > 3dsxl

the drug trade is at fault yet again

Got to Smuggle those Drugs over The Trump Wall somehow Kapap

No trans in trumps America kek

no trans people, pacific partnerships

ext

do you think anyone has brought drugs over in the penis hole

etc

you know, sometimes i regret joining this cult

or is it not big enough

Depends on the race

Put 'em in camps, like the 40's all over again

First you kick them from the military, then from the country

blacks prob could do it

Like I know it's not THAT big

100% have

but like could you fit a small amount?

if there is a hole, someone has tried hiding something in it

definitely possible

Urethra is suprisingly big

no exceptions

ooo

If oyu were smuggling good shit, it'd be worth

liquid gold

Well your entire body is covered in pores

shove a super small ammount in each pore