general

you are mistaken

Working is for the poor

pika is paid by fire

I am a uni boy,

I am above such things

Lots of summer positions as drunk camp counselors

I will get a job when I have enough technical knowledge in physics to apply somewhere

pika should join a girls scout troop

so not for another 3-5 years

oh yes rememberd why I googled fidget spinner now

and then ruin them all

߷

3 leaf clover?

yes

I saw that

Physical buttons

+1

ya know, I glanced at vinny's tags, and I SWORE the "Kinny" one said "kinky"

well he does like the poo

cinny does in fact like the poo

poo r

The Poo tbh

wait does hinny like poop or the butt?

he likes poop

The poor

all over himself

he is the scatman of phijkchu

he's the scatman

fuck you fire

get fuked

wow

well

fire stealing jokes

i supose we could

Fuck

he has stolen some the umbreon essence

lets fuck

Finally, an application for all those years studying physics

sounds like your lieing to yourself

Pikachu won't play divinity feelsbadman

fuck divinity tbh

Fuck act 3 tbh

you're gonna loooove act 4

Those are sex toys

and oh no

I mean

Better not be sex toys

I was going to play devinity with you guys

The way they name them

but you already had a game going

Is like bad dragon

and I did not want to play bopits character

fuck that game tbh Kapap

yeah

fuck that game

fuck bipot mainly Kappa

Stephie Stephie is a colorful, medium sized fidget that was designed for classrooms and meetings because it's SILENT!

i feel power creeped

Shit, you're right

It's bad dragon

Little Fella Designed to be SILENT and intended for CLASSROOMS and MEETINGS. Little Fella has two interlocking rings like most of our fidgets except the side links are held together by a silicone band, making it SILENT. The Little Fella feels great

i can't believe max brought up those things

ah

max, how could you

a bad dragon

what?

a very naughty dragon

what.

dildos umbreon

does umbreon not know what bad dragon is

guess not

i guess that makes sense

named dildos with their own personality/lore