general

wow

yo it does work

tts says text to speech

neat

i do not need to hear tts if i fucking kill you

didnt for me

i just turned it off

rip

I should eat

no

Oh okay

I should sleep, but I am also hungry

thank you

I should spend 2 hours playing shitty mobile games

that's fine

Gotta 100% magikarp jump man

fuck mobile

it's a shitty platform

Agreed umbreon

gotta 100% koroks in botw

Fuck man

thats a 2 year thing

just use a guide

no

got to 100% them steam achevos

thats cheating

scum

Not really stoic atm umbreon

the developers said they intended people to share information for the game

well fuck the devs

whoa now

yeah fuck em

I will 100% koroks by wandering aimlessly for hours

don't fuck strangers

My Dad is Nintedo

they are not strangers

i've barely done anything in master mode other than get the better bombs and scanner

now i can find the biggest melons

Trie

chest? melons?

I would look for small melons personally tbh

sound like innuendos for boobs

Very Melon 🤔

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Fire quick

Prove Riemanns Hypothesis

but having your scanner go off near chests is great

five

Having your scanner go off is nice*

jokes on you my scanner is always on

being able to turn your scanner off is nice

I got lost in the joke

rip

good job

now i will never miss chests in shrines

I assumed the joke was that your scanner was your dick, and it would go off near chests, however, I think leg is actually talking about the scanner

what.

which confused me

no i was being serious

i was in fact not being serious and not sure if i was talking about my dick

the melon thing was the joke

I assumed it was a continuation

I assumed wrong

though you can scan for melons

it was either a joke or a non sequitir

Rip

I thought leg was playing 4d chess, instead he was playing 5d chess with ingame chests

I got jebaited

have you learned where Paya's birthmark is yet?

I mean, it is probably her ass

but I have not explicitly heard where

oh i think you need all memories for that

I have them all

even the secret one?

is that the one you get to do after you get all the others?

yes