general

Oh, stay out of Canada then

I'm gonna move to Australia and fight a kangaroo

No

You aren't.

i dont recomend it

cANT STOP ME

there are fuck tons of spiders

Trie

like fuck tons

I'm cool with that I'll fight them all

like all the trees have em

Australia is like the Canada of the southern hemisphere

She claims to not mind them.

but replace Canada geese with spiders

I hate spiders.

I will not let her move to Australia

hey redditmod, do you get Canada geese in your part of the world?

Tbfh I wanna move to Switzerland like

Nothing happens in Switzerland it's cool

I know next to nothing about newfoundland other than the fact that it is 5:43 there atm

Yeah they're an hour and a half ahead of me so

Move to the netherlands, I am sure rich artboi will give you a place to stay for free

rich artboi probably has like 5 concentration camps

Will he tho

He bought me like 50 dollars worth of games

so probably

Also I don't wanna see all the body pillows he probably has so

I do

rich art boi will take in all of phijkchu.

rich artboi will buy out phijkchu

In more ways that one vinny

in more ways than one

In every way

yeah fire is pretty much a manwhore

Well, phijkchu_ is probably dead

rip

rip

can we at least still play ttt Kappa

must've suicided

Well shit

@Eckes Dee Welcome back PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp

aye

Honestly, people need to stop coming to me for shit like this

Oh good

he just responded

not dead

@Eckes Dee NoiCerS

leader has to be the counselor for everyone

This is like, the third time

I have had to talk to suicidal people

Pikachu

Tie my shoes

And push you down the flight of stairs? With pleasure

@Phijkchu_Giratina I'm about to go make more iced tea. Get ready for a two for one deal

@VinnyG YES YES YES

I am the worst person to come to because of depression

I do not get depressed, idk what to tell people

My friend was about to stab himself on the phone earlier

And I just said no to him like I would a dog

He did not stab himself

interesting indeed

memes

Idk when I get depressed I usually just rant at Vin and he deals with all my shit

I literally do not understand depression. I just enjoy life

i found out that pika is a really bad person to get advice from Kappa

Imma come to him for everything now

i've talked to someone who was already ODed on pills talked them into throwing them up and going to a hospital

Sometimes, not often

Good

those fuckers are evil

Everyone else gives shit advice so

Pikachu should i kill my self

Also @Kayla I've talked people out of suicide a lot actually but like rip

yeah

it's a rough situation