general

it can't be Nes X anymore

xbox already took it

they could call it Scorpio

nes scorpio

Call it the WiiU one

no wait

what if they made it super

Super NES

Waut

Super Snes

NES superscorpio

Super Famicon Scorpio Pro DX

I would buy it tbh

with Knuckles

featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

why

why is that

Why not

existance

lol

Why do I make most of the things I make

Idk

pokemon snap U exclusively for Switch

where's ice cube simulator?

Pokemon snap switch exclusively for ps3

maybe sony will announce a psv 2

Nintendo merges with microsoft, to bring you the Nintendo Xbox One U mini XL

slim

no

slim is next e3

OH

right

but it needs a cooler name

NXOUmXL

Scorpio

NXOUmXLS

Scorpio sounds like scorpion, which is similar genetically to a dolphin (if you expand similar a bit)

infact, it emulates pure euphoria

dolphin emulator hype

Revolution

call it the dolphin emulator

taken 😦

And then, annouce a rerelease of all your old gamecube games

on this dolphin emulator

FOR PC

Scorpio Revolution DX

yes

1 sec

emailing nintendo

this idea is gold

and it can run wii games as well

project M

mmmm

boi

Ah yes

the codename for the new mario game

yeah

Mario and Luigi: Toadstools outside story

with knuckles

New megaman Kappa

good one m8

sony microsoft and nintendo team up and make an ultimate console to try and compete with pc

and then microsoft sabotages it

because they do windows

yup

They create the ultimate consol, give it a native keyboard and internet surfing abilities, and release it as a mobile consol

it is so small, it fits on your upper theigh

so they call it a legtopper

the screen folds down onto the keyboard while moving

so it doesn't get scratched

that sounds great

and then you don't need to worry about having a computer

and they make it run chrome os for some reason

and for some reason it can also run steam

And Nintendo finally lightens up, and lets it have access to a huge database of adult only content, with almost no restrictions

LOL

But the British Government steps in and tries to stop them