general

relevant

I almost kicked a bat on my way to the bus

Oh sorry I mean bee

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honk

HONK

honk

Which bee was it fire

the kind that only gets angry when provoked

So the second or first one

bumblebees never get angry

wasps are always angry

it's the first one you shit

So a honeybee

Well idk much about bees

I knew the 3rd one was always angry

So i knew it was the other 2

Sorry that i'm not a beeologist fire

i just know from experience tbh

Are you allergic to bees?mspaint

nah

HONK

HONk

So you've been stung by one

HONK

HONK

Which of those bees stung you?

i'm not sure a bee has ever stung me

wasps definitely have

So the third option

Now what do you hate more

Wasps or mr goose

mosquitoes

Reallly?

iceland fixes that HONK

Then mr goose

at least wasps and mr goose don't carry deadly diseases that will slowly kill you

I have been stung by a bee

some shitheads had been throwing rocks at their nest earlier, so they were angry

wow

Today?

no

that's some bad luck

this was in grade 6

wrong place, wrong time

rip

so almost a decade ago

So your also not algeric to bees?

no

Oh you are?

what

oh

I mean yes

karp's using negatives like a shithead

fucking karp

So fire

fire-desu

were you rioting during the paris riots?

Also that bee must of been brave to sting a goose

there were riots?

yes

Firebombs, flashbangs, peperspray

anarcists and communists

Pepperbombs, firebangs, flashspray

so le pen didn't win?

Wow rigged election

He should of won

oh it's not even done yet

also it's a she, fucking karp

You don't know his gender identity

Fucking that's 2 days before the 9th

I forgot what was on the 9th