general

does it start with a j?

no

thats a fake name

johnathan is an alias

Johnathan Paradox

ah i see now

my mistake

his real name is Alfred

clearly his real name is pika

interesting how xbrox is on now, and squid isn't

the evidence just keeps piling up

Theory confirmed

nice

The amount of times I fail to get past the login screen

fucking

go to sleep you degenerates

could say the same to you

true

I mean

first thing I am doing

if not tonight

and I mean

not all of my marks are going to be out

no way my exam on the 24th has been marked yet

just wait 2 1/2 more hours and you can pull on the next banner Kappa

fuck man

I still only have 12 orbs

and have 2 pulls no 5s on the banner released 2 banners ago

have you done the Grand Hero quests yet?

the rerelease of the two previous?

ye

I already did both for robin

and the easier one for whats his name

no there's actual quests for them

oh

god that is going to be a pain

no have not done the quests

I THINK I GOT IN

MAYBE

have you watched all of AI-chan's videos yet?

Loading webpage

no, I realized that the danmachi spinoff started airing

so I watched the two episodes I missed

what's in the top right corner?

I AM IN

is your name Horace?

4 clicks

and I get grades

please

if it takes more than 3 mins, It kicks me for being afk

i hope your internet goes out now Kappa

1 click

1 click

this is where I lost last time

come on

load

Yeah bb

It's happening bois

calc was above what I expected

and my labs were about on par with last term

i'm taking the lack of frantic countermeasures to mean that pikachu's name is horace

Kik

Lol

the top right says Home

is your name Home?

First Name: Home Last Name: Sign Out Kappa

oh wait, its Rqbhneqb Znegva-Znegvarm

fuck

how the fuck did you remember that?