general

Tomorrow my grandma is maki.g me go to a therapist

Send

Help

Go the the rapist my dude

the rapist?

The rapist

Im scared ill be admited for realsies

that was me

Ploz stop troll

Just do not get in the way of this boi

the violent semen inferno is dangerous

Pikachu

I do not know what to tell you mate

Can i be u when i grow up?

I mean

low standards

Really low

I want to achieve nothing

It is not as if I achive nothing

I just do not care if I achive anything

Just let me live in ur basement

fucking

I already live in my basement

bunk buddies

Ill live unser ur bed

let me live in the basement under your basement Kappa

You can live in my cold storage umbreon

I'd offer mine but it's concrete and not my house

i'd rather live in a suana

i rather live in japan

weeb

I live in a shelter

Feelsbadman

umbreon you can live in my oven if you want

well you can try to move out

fucking euro

if there are no jobs where you live

if i'm living with fire it better be on your dick

Wow

idk if there are sweatshops in baltimore

but there's gotta be jobs for you

(blank), I do not know what to say other than one of the main reasons I am not clinically depressed is my outlook on life, which can best be described by Absurdism

my dick is available, not currently cucking anyone

They wont hire me cuz im white

Wow

may i make a reservation fire?

And im underqualified

of course

move outta the blackhood bro

But mostly cuz im white

Wow

That feeling when even chinese children can get a job before you

fucking

i'm slowly figuring out that pikachu and i might be the same person

whoa

what is this

It is likely

Very very likely

Im the only white dude within 2 miles of the place i live in baltimore

wait

Wear blackface

Good idea

I just wanna work at the game stop in mondawin mall

TTT

Is that too much to ask?

TTT

idk

Can iuse tts?

text to speech?

/tts too late

Shit

gg

rip