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Let me look it up brb

Brb2

Gdi you should know this

Fédération Internationale des Maisons de l'Europe

(French: International Federation of European Houses))

You should know this because last time i check you were living in france

shouldn't it be capitalised if it's an abbreviation

I was surprised at the hail

why?

i mean i was too

but is there a specific reason for your sudden exclamation of surprise

It's been so hot here I didn't expect to hear about it

hm

80+ degrees F for like a week

i would probably die from that temperature

i'm not a warm-hot weather person

Neither am I

I've been stationed in the direct path of my air conditioner

Woot another A rank on the adventure map

Man

I heard the british got lots of rain, but not hail

i know right, it's quite bloody spiffy indeed, that hail is

absolutely bonkers even

Have you had your daily crumpets and tea yet fire?

i can't think of a british reply to that

Defence with the word wanker on it would probably do Kappa

Probably

oh i guess i could have used the word bollocks. bollocks to that i say

british people have invented some pretty silly sounding words, huh

i'm just looking at a list of them

Link it over, I wanna see this

http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/71-simple-british-slang-phrases-everyone-should-start-using/

Her Majesty’s Pleasure: being incarcerated or put in prison.

"wacky backy"

Tosser: derogatory term for male masturbator, used to indicate that you look upon someone unfavorably. (Example: “He fancies himself the bee’s knees, but frankly he’s quite the wanker.”)

i see shuckle is online, if he's lurking he's probably laughing his arse off

Fire i expect you to always use 1 british slang in anything you type for the entire day Kappa

you shite

sounds like the dog's bollocks

Shite isn't on the link you posted fire

it's still a thing british people say instead of shit

You just failed

Gdi

no

And again

you failed in wording your challenge

you only said british slang in general

are you a bit fagged

not only from that list

No is not british slang

But yeah fine shite works

too late now karp

you've ruined it

damnit karp

You didn't even make it past 10 posts NotLikeThis

the description for gobby

25. Gobby: loudly opinionated, offensive or prickish. (See: Donald Trump.)

lmao

any SJW

I was legless after the urealms drinking stream on new years

Trie

51. See A Man About a Dog: what you say as an excuse for leaving, in order to hide your destination; also, to excuse oneself to take a giant shit.

55. Slap And Tickle: making out or heavy petting.

wait

I am going to see a man about a dog for a slap and tickle.

As long as she ain't a slapper, you can spend a penny, just don't get snookered

56. Slapper: a promiscuous female. 57. Spend A Penny: to use the restroom. 58. Snookered: to be in a bad situation, totally fucked or otherwise without a paddle.

The British are weird

trie

61. Strawberry Creams: hunger-inducing term for a woman’s breasts.

I am sitting on my chesterfield eh

tosh

pancakes are nice i guess