general

in a theroictical sernario

i'll fucking jump on them and stab them and bite them

if i can knock them to the ground i'll stab their fucking eyes

tbh if they want to rob you your probably gonna get robbed

i'll die trying then

i'll fucking use every ounce of my strength to fucking murder them

oh look cancer patient is back

When faced with extreme situations, all plans for those situations USUALLY go out the window

Hey Eevee

Sup

i mean my only plan is too murder the robber

idc how

i don't plan for that part

what if there is more than one person?

The shock of a robbery will keep you from thinking straight. Also, how likely is it that you will get robbed?

fucking bunch of ghetto kids at my school

pretty possible to happen with those fucking shits

are you not having kemo anymore eevee?

Wait, do you actually have caner eevee

The fuck is karp talking about

idk

What?

No, I dont have cancer

Good to hear

hows uni

nani?!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you were gone for something you couldn't talk about here

obviously getting beaten by your parents

or having cancer

...

Karp

or something bad

And you assumed the worst 10/19

this is why we pick on you karp

May I point out that you, not 20 minutes ago, we upset that we do this to you

Im hosting a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tounament for the dorm so thats a thing

neat

you guys

I mean, yeah fuck eevee though

it couldn't be good

for not being active

fucking

so you have a switch?

Ya

cool

Nice

Literally worse than paladin tbh

IF IT WAS SOMETHING GOOD IT WOULDN'T BE KEPT A SECRET

NEATo

Who says it is a secret

It is clearly a combination of things, say for example, university is a lot of work

So you didnt assume that I was busy or some shit? You decided that I either had cancer or was being beaten by my parents that are an 8 hour drive away?

and takes time

its a secret that eevee is busy

then you could of been like

oh yeah eevee is busy with college

You think I tell them everything?

i think i did say that

then like i can't tell you i'll privately let you know

Why would we even keep cancer a secret?

no

Eevee is pritty cancerous tbh

you did not say that

have you seen those kkk pictures of him

Thanks Pikachu

you made it seem like it was fucking bad

I mean

at this point, I am more concerned about paladin

last time I talked to him, he cut his thumb off

Shit man

i thought he just cut deep into it

Either way

Kek

oh, it was the tip

Still more concerning tbh

Eevee, go watch all of our memes you dip https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrxSK5SYIhuTRWzR21NcC5jsfauCbKNJ4

Oh god

stop linking that first

you need to watch pikas first