general

we need to get reported by the media somehow

by saying some really fucked up things to them

Thats not enough

Karp, go get falsely accused of rape at your school

falsely?

we will defend you, then when it turns out you actually did do the rape, we will double down

That should get the media after us Kappa

can't

why not?

Can't rape if you have no dick (Picture of black guy pointing at his head)

no humans at my school Kappa

sub-humans?

disgusting.

hey pikachu do you have mosquitos in the great white north?

Yes

summer time though

too cold usually

i can deal with that

We also get nastly black flies a bit north of where I am

describe

Like mosquitos, but hurts more

There's a black flies song even

huh.

Literally worse than mosquitos

in every way

fucking not moving to canada now

another reason not to move to canada Kappa

Main reason is Canada Geese tbh

we need to nuke canada

i'll stay in hell thank you.

to kill all black flies

Although, it is legal to hunt the Canada goose

how can one hunt the Canadian goose when it's hunting you?

I never said you would survive to tell the tale

just that it is legal

but there's gotta be limits with where you can hunt geese with guns

Need a licence

wasn't to long ago that the greater canadian goose was thought extinct

and probably only during hunting season

i guess a bit ago

I wish it was tbh

longer than ive been alive

Man

woman

how were the 1590s btw?

also probably can't bring the gun to kill geese at schools

shit

no fire emblem

I am an old man, but porygon is literally the oldest man

pikachu even if it's during hunting season there are probably lots of places with geese where you can't actually bring your gun to

I base age not on biological cell progression, or even years alive, but computer skills, so by that metric

like the bank?

I am an old fuck

If you are quick

a shovel will do karp

also

i was going watch this video

Just a few whacks, followed by about 20 or so more whacks

but i can't now because fire emblem spoilers

or search for a rock

Such clickbait

clickbait

no one can get those stats

Fucking

starts with the trailer for fates

Just be sure to wear enough leg protection that they dont cut the tendon in your heel

Has a bow

+1

who has a bow?

why am I watching this shit

the video karp posted

that was a decent anime

was only like one season though