general

watch for lols

Kek

Don't diddle kids now squid

I like to fiddle with squiddles

HAHA

DLC TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

probably

That enough inappropriate fiddling for one day squid

he got a payoff

Also kids are superior to squids

Can confirm

you can't confirm your own statement

Kek

you can't make claims like that without having played splatoon before

You take that back you insignificant swim-bladderless FOOL

All you dirty squids do is swim in our ink, You live off of us kids, without kids you wouldn't have any ink to survive in

Guys Karp is saying things to me

I'm gonna come clean

wo

I have no idea what he's talking about help

you'll get used to it

He doesn't want to have a abortion with his kid

Also are you cheating on me with fire now?

Excuse?

what?

Fire is there something you'd like to tell me,

no?

interesting

what?

Okay cool.

Love you babe

i'm so confused right now

We even have a squid about to be born soon which you still won't abort

Is it even my squid?

Or is it fire's squid

...

what the fuck am i reading

I'll be honest...

I really don't know

I'm sorry, it could be either one of yours

So both of us have been fiddling with you

You both fiddled the squiddle on this one

Wow i'm going break up with you

good

Well, I geso that's fair to feel but,

Isn't it about the squid now?

Squids are inferior then kids

It would be better for him to have a full family

You should abort it

And try again for a kid

ABSOLUTELY NOT

an weed

HE'S A PRECIOUS SQUID, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE'S MINE

He's not a part of your body

So he's not yours

MyUterusMyBab

what's wrong with you

Yeah whats wrong with you squid

Kek

He should belong to kids if anything

So we should be able to decide that evil squids baby's fate

He needs to grow up with his kind! Learn to swim in ink and live a healthy squid life!

eat it.

wow that sa good painting

If he grows up with kids, he'll be- thanks umbreon.

2000 bucks Noice

fresh squid sells for a lot Kappa

it tastes great

Yeah sell it through the black market

For no particular reason I feel obligated to mention that I'm full of parasites and prions

SPoicy

who isn't?

Babies

did you just assume a babie's health?

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