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Pronhub fucking myself stream if I get number one on youtube

lolipop chainsaw is allowed, as is bayonetta

My face was around for a while when I was younger

huh

I have always viewed the perfection of the internet to be anominity

So my name is literally nowhere on it

I have no accounts with my name

The most info about me is in this chat

I didn't care so my name is here and there.

ok Mr Paradox

I have used 3 major aliases over the years

you guys know 2 of them

my real life keeps leaking the tiniest amounts into the internet and i hate it

the third one is Robert Moran

Fuck

To be fair, you guys know enough about me to probably find me if you guys were crazy

I don't know enough.

you know I go to uwaterloo for mathphysics, that narrows you search down to about 100 people

i know enough

I know you're on the planet.

You also know I am a first year

that narrows it down to like, 40

first thing i'm doing when i manage to make my way to canada is look for pikachu

i was promised sex and i'm fucking getting it

we know what you sound like too Kek

Hey, if you move anywhere near waterloo, we can hang out Kappa

i know you have a beard

True

that honestly is prob enough

and you are overweight

and a 12 year old japanese gril

Yeah, you know enough to find me

I am literally the only overweight, bearded, mathphys student in first year

100% doxxed myself

ffs

you need to make that a twitch username and use it instead next stream

what name?

your name

lol

Physichu_Pikachu?

Physicsachu_Pikachu

overweight, bearded, mathphys student in first year is a great twitch name

phicjkchu pikachu

Lol

Thats too much work tbh

i bet some retard actually made that name

I doubt it

youd probably forget the password anyway

rip

Chrome can save it

I just use the same password for throwaway accounts

My password is KarpTheShithead2015QQQ

Gg

My friend jordan just climbed out his window

Fucking jordan

what a guy

a true lad as they say

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I like how this crap is still my second most viewed video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzDjsW1MYdA&t=10s

Parkour Noice

I got a really popular video because botw

I forgot fire made a cameo in that video

WAIT WHY THE FUCK DO I ONLY NOW NOTICE I'M IN ONE OF THE FRAMES

WHAT

and by cameo, he was 1/4th of the frames

LOL

i'm famous BibleThump

Juicy

my Boi

I am angry this is my most viewed video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJbSeNvTijY

rob kinda boosted that one

right?

I miss when pikachu actually memed feelsbadman