general

Nah

screaming into the abyss

I'll join a new cult

Good plan

We are the only cult that has no standards karp

so you will actually have to be not shit

He'll join the canadian mob trying to break into your dads apartment Kappa

Yeah Kappa

In my room ,I will write a will that will give karp full control of phijkchu

come find it you shit

Fucking going make me get a passport and all that shit so i can "tour" Canada or something

i'll make sure to get there before karp and burn your will

If you are not a muslim, good luck getting in

I'll douse you fire

I'll make sure to get there before fire to steal pika's will

Fire legitimately has a better chance since he is from the netherlands tbh

ay

Can't even get in as a tourist?

Fuck man

Do you have money?

Not enough probably

If you do not have money, a place to stay, and a plan, you are not making it far as a tourist

I mean getting to canada

Thats easy

Well yeah

I could walk there

getting into Canada is easy

the Canada us border has the largest unpatrolled boarder in the world

i could swim there reggie

from like, manatoba to the edge of bc

Hardest part is finding where you live

You know I go to UofW, and take the bus to get there

not that hard tbh

probably has a really large PHIJKCHU sign above his house like in LOM Kappa

I wish

I mean

I still won't know who you are

just iniate a conversation with him

you know his voice

Not to mention, I talk unlike most other Canadians.

Fuck i do but i'd have to stalk people and hope to get lucky

i bet he says Kappa in real life as well

Not as much as I used to

ask the people about the dude that was killed by a mob and they'll tell you Kappa

my current thing is my dude

But another issue you would have to be alive for me to find you

And that would ruin the point of the will

No my dude, trust me

You just need to find my house

Just follow the lolis Kappa

he probably wears a pikachu costume to school

I am actually just a physical pikachu

i'd believe it

I was the body actor for detective pikachu

Not the voice of course

Where is the English dub version

Fuck idk

Tell us Kappa

A landfill in nevada?

Neat

So if one day someone (me) knocks on your door and claims to magikarp you'll just let me in and i'll become leader of team phijkchu?

Tbh, I will not make you leader, but I would let you in

what i showed up, would you make me leader? Kappa

That is some dedication to the joke, you at least deserve some Canadian hospitality for that

same goes for any of you

i might actually one day do it

Except for fire, he and I are totally having sex if he shows up tbh

OH BBY

wtf pika, i thought we had something special Kappa

If i decide to waste my money and be a tourist in canda i'll visit

You and I already do internet foreplay

that revolves around memes

that is enough I would think

i actually think that's better than regular sex