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Hopefully you didn't have any memes on that laptop

fucking

my dads laptop

why would I have memes on that

Idk

You could

I should mention this apparentment is a 3 hour drive from my house

near his work

Wait so

Did he give them the info for the apartment or the house

appartment

I would not be in my house if there were mobsters trying to break in

Or at the very least, I would be sitting here with a bat

Your dad got on the wrong side of the mob? Rip

idk

probably not the mob tbh

But mod like tactics at least

mob

True he should probably call the cops on them but he was probably too drunk to remember who

No he did call the cops

cops said they could not find any evidence

Rip

Guessing nothing happened to the people who tried to break in then

So if I stop talking, it is just because the mob has executed me and my family Kappa

Neat

or your internet has failed again

i totally expect you to just go silent to mess with us

i'll assume the worst

How are gun and self defense laws like in canada?

its run by trudeau, what do you think?

I mean, sounds like som

Idk i don't live in canda so i don't know their laws

We are fine

It's all good, no worries, worst comes to worst my dad needs to get a new appartment

Get a shotgun and shoot them when they enter the apartment or something Kappa

and perhaps a bit of valuables are stolen

Worst comest to worst and your dad will be dead with the apartment burned down

I do not think these people are stupid enough to do that

that is one way to get caught

They are smart enough to go be cool dudes at a bar and do kareoke to gain peoples trust

I do not think they are going to burn his appartment down

If they are not the mob then they are craxy mofos

they are not the mob

I was being hyperbolic

I do not think we even have a mob

you're talking to karp

true

There's gotta be a Canadian mob

Probably in Toronto

they say sorry

not in some small town

at most, it is a biker gang, we have lots of those

Biker gang mob then

completely different

The mob has class, and deals with bankers and shit. Biker gangs set up crack houses everywhere

I mean these guys are smart enough to not get in trouble

It's fine karp

You are more worried than I am at this point Kappa

I mean i know it's fine because i'm not involved Kappa

man, for someone who gets bullied by us a lot he sure cares about you

Because i need him to live till 2018

ah that makes sense

Stocholm syndrome man

After that i'll probably not care about him living as much

What would you do without me karp

If I died, phijkchu's death will happen sooner

than you will be alone

Nah

screaming into the abyss

I'll join a new cult

Good plan

We are the only cult that has no standards karp

so you will actually have to be not shit