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'It's to reliant on the internet:(. Every thing you do on it needs the internet and unfortunately not ever one has quick enough wifi to play the game. Like what about the people who live,in the country and don't get good enough reception how are they going to play? The only good thing I can say about the game (because I can't play it) is the colours.'

name that game

and score

hmmm

well, score I guess is a 40

seems like a mobile game

heroes again?

no

yeah, it sounds like a complaint about any MMO mobile game

this may be a really bad review that makes no sense

its not mobile

http://www.metacritic.com/game/3ds/colors!-3d

is it this

its not sonic colors either

mobile would be too easy, so i was trying to think of another game

i would think it's a dumb review for a shooter like cod or something by a guy who only views it for MP, but that wouldn't explain the colors

this one's really weird

so just gonna take a wild guess and say division

nope

you were close though

as in shooter?

wild lands beta?

can you review a game in beta on meta critic?

overwatch?

world of warcraft?

its not blizzard

hm

its Splatoon

what i was gonna guess that

Okay, so

"I played it for the first time last year and was shocked by how bad the graphics were"

i don't know that game enough to know if it needs internet

know nothing of splatoon so wouldn't guess

this review is in 2016

guess what game

for everything in the game, that is

some guy gave splatoon a 0 because it was too internet based

it's fucking 2016

doesn't it have singleplayer tho

yes

yes

that's what was making me think not to guess splatoon

SO

the colors made so much sense for it

he followed up that statement with

"games released in 2008 have better graphics and effects than this garbage"

No fucking shit

what a surprise, one of the first 3d games had bad graphics

Actually stupid

but they are still really good

a game that's around 20 years old

20 year old games do not top the best of 2008 graphics wise

i'm still vaguely impressed by gamecube stuff, but i have absolutely no standards

colour me supprised

" Not to mention the gameplay is boring and unoirinal"

First 3d zelda is unorigional

okay

sure thing

i wonder why, maybe because it created a genre and every game since borrows from it

maybe it's because all zelda games after the first 2 have been unoriginal trash like rob says robwinkbold

because 2 actually innovated

i guess zelda's adventure also did

letting you play as the princess instead of zelda

"it also has a game breaking glitch where you could finish the game in 10 mins"

fucking

isn't it more like 5

if you are going to review something, at least realize the wr is like, 16 min

oh really

current world record is like 16 mins

15 for the tas

It is entirely a problem of needing new glitches

last major glitch that let them get bottles while in deku shaved off like a min and a half

so theres no way to warp to credits early?

there is

in dodongos cavern

rip

still faster to just fight gannon

Actually, there are like, 9 wrong warps to credits

a bunch are adult only though