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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, January 1, 2017
well pikachu it is simple
PULL THE PLUG
nope
FORGED EVIDENCE
just trick magikarp by saying you will make him leader of something shitty
Kappa
yeah pika
you never specified
make him Leader of the Keks
Kek
quick
I mean
fall
and it revoke the promise
you did say that
are you umbreon in all caps though?
also there is no way magikarp could become leader even if you chose him, pikachu
as we, the people, would not allow it
and rebel
kek
twitch accounts rule supreme
Who the fuck is https://twitter.com/Peter_Brostrom
who?
who?
he liked my tweet about giving karp leadership
fucking
KEK
porn bots
ugh
karp has THE peter brostrom on his side
its karp in real life Kappa
I have to give him leadership now
holy shit
it is peter
it comes full circle
kek
FULL PENTAGRAM
wo
we only talk of tetrahedrons here Kappa
umbreon
what if you change your name to Magikarp
so you will be forced to give it yo yourself
Kek
weeb
kek
Change your profile picture to peters on twitter
for the joke to be complete
actually
change your real life name
to his
just become that person
Cool
now send me a picture of your dick
preferably in chat, in private also works
has to be correct size
you need a third party to confirme
Kappa
go email roamin@wittywizards.com a picture of your fick
dick
fick