general

My uni is so god damn protective of the students. They invited Nick Offerman to do a show here and then asked him to censor his act, which was all about dick jokes

Seems standard

My uni is great

we are all too bust for pc bullshit

There are many things wrong with the censorship thing. First off, STUDENT tickets are $20. Dont know what kid is going to spend 20 dollars on Nick Offerman, who is well known for pretty vulgar comedy to begin with

Either way, when Nick mentioned this, everyone booed the uni staff

Good

how do you know if it cost $20?

Because I went

Duh

Regular admission was at least $40

How the fuck do you have time for that

pick a harder program

ffs

But ya, you dont know that it was censored until you actually get to the show

And then he makes a song about how it means someone on staff is in love with him and wants all his dick jokes to themselves

"Sit near the front, back, or the sides of the room"

assigned seating

fucking bullshit advice

Dont sit in the middle. That is for the important people

>Assigned seating

http://www.macleans.ca/education/uniandcollege/university-students-cant-spell/

This is actually fucking hilarious to me

Either this test is too hard, or my future collegues are fucking idiots

I am going with the latter

"The Internet norm of ignoring punctuation and capitalization as well as using emoticons may be acceptable in an email to friends and family, but it can have a deadly effect on one’s career if used at work."

Yep

the latter is true

fucking morons

Well, regardless, I will talk to you gents later

Have fun with your english shit

that is the 7th

Ah

got that on the 7th, exams from 8-10th, then a bit of a break, exam on the 17th, 2 on the 19th, and last is on the 21st

then I can meme again

MEMEDOM

Dead memes Kappa

Busy

need to study for exams

rip

but ty for the info, will watch later

its only 2 hours

Kappa

I have 4 exams starting tomorrow

fuck you

kek

God damn highschoolers

lel

think they know so much

ikr fuck them Kappa

thats illegal

Only if they are not dumbasses who failed and are in highschool at the legal age Kappa

I pray on 21 year old highschool girls

Pinned a message.

lol

There are exactly 8 vacant lots in the Alola region

8 vacant lots..... Generation 8 confirmed Kappa

or Sun and Moon 2

because thats the pattern now Kappa

i read the 1 star reviews on Amazon for the games

pretentious gen 6ers

I read the 1 star reviews for the bluray release of Netflix's Daredevil and only one of them was about how they disliked the show. 4 of the six were about how they were upset its not getting a DVD release and the other 1 star review was just as dumb

some of them are actually legitimate because they're cart didn't work

others complained about the unskippable cutscenes

and even the length of the battle start animation

OH I remembered that last 1 star review! It was someone complaining how they cant stream it through Amazon Video yet netflix gets to for their low price 😛

a guy was complaining about the meta when he hadn't even beaten the game

"you can't use your favorites"

There are idiots out there

one guy said in his review that 90% of fans are tired of crappy new features each generation

"Crappy"

"90%"

NO, I WANT GYMS NOT THE HARDER TRIALS

I like the idea that not every region is the exact same.

BRING BACK HORDES SO MY GAME CRASHES WHENEVR I FIND ONE

I think someone was complaining about the cutscenes while simulataneously complaining about bad story