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ho boi

damn i'm not trying hard enough then

You dont want to be this asshole.

yeah he probably hates magikarp

why would i wanna be someone who hates magikarps?

Everyone hates Magikarp

if everyone hates

me

then how am i not as bad as him

because most people hate him

but everyone hates me

Because he is an asshole. You are an idiot

by that logic

i am worse

everyone hates you because everyone hates magikarp

and hating you is a meme

(also you talk about FF too much)

^

At least he doesnt talk about it as much as the other guy I hate

I hate lots of people

eevee is a sith confirmed

yeah i like final fantasy too much

Not as much as other people

it doesn't help that i preordered ff15 so i'll totally be all about it in 14 days

maybe not in discord

but totally on my stream

Can we ban karp for a week after ff15 drops?

he can have the #deleted-channel chat all to himself

you guys can just make a ff15 no one loves karp channel

and i'll talk in there by myself 😛

thats creepy

just call a girl and tell her about the game

i don't have any girl friends

sure to get some traction there

Call random numbers until you get a girl on the line and just talk non stop about it

^

uh

can't think of a good response

^

^

Kohls is all about dem women

how about i call 911 and tell them about ff15

Thats illegal magikarp. So sure

perfect

i won't

if i do it out of the country they can't do shit

extradition

^

Pinned a message.

well uh i'll go to a country that can't do that

perfect

like North korea Kappa

or the moon

veneszuela

Yes, go to North Korea

Please

if i were to go to the internation space station

I will pay for you to go

would i be safe?

No

kill Kim Jong Un

just like that movie

The Interview?

yeah

sweet eevee you should do that so i can not go there and use your money on weeb shit

I will buy you a plane ticket to North Korea

"that movie" is better than the "The Interview" in that sentence

plane ticket has to be a few hundred though

i can buy a bunch of pikachu body pillows and ship them to you 😛

or idk

i haven't really though ahead that far

just so you can talk to a girl

i should tell her how much i hate girls in final fantasy games and then a male only party was their best choice ever

oh and that image of the trump family holding shovels was photoshopped

knew it

i just realized

you just did you wut