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PIKACHU FACE REVEAL HYPE

Kappa

we wont know his name, but we will see him for the first time

Not happening

Keepo

I will however, describe my face

in detail

ew

Kappa

I am white, and have a full beard

His name is easy to know if you were his steam friend long ago

I never used my real name on steam

oh yeah?

Oh really?

rlly?

I thought it was steam

what is his name then eevee?

Infact, I never used my real name for anything

(I could probably just ask paladin)

Wait your name isnt Phijkchu Pikachu? Kappa

THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS JONATHAN ALL ABOUT?

lol

that is my fake alias

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

that is paladin

I used to know but I displaced that useless information a long time ago

That is pala

Jonathan paradox, aka Mr.Paradox

lol eevee

I knew Paradox was obvious BS

k time to go ask paladin Kappa

I know better than to use my real name online

Paladin is probably drunk and doesnt remember

Somebody called your name once when we were in a skype call but fuck that was like 2 years ago, I can hardly remember shit from 2 hours ago

That would be my mother

Yea

Mother, can I have more soup?

yeah paladin and reggie were the only ones paying attention lol

Fuck off, no soup for toilet shirt boy

Fuck you

It happened a few times

No fuck me Kappa

Idk why people are so guarding of this shit

Lol

lol

k everyone post their names in chat in 10 seconds noreallybold

Frank

Jessica

Reggie

CONFIRMED PIKACHU'S NAME IS JESSICA

Keepo

The deepest voiced Jessica I know

الله أكبر

Stop cis-splaining shitlord

I am non-binary thank you very much

Oh ya. My english teacher also gave us the definition of CIS-Gendered

Lol

I mean, is it like trans/cis in organic molecules? Kappa

It requires a teeny bit of explaining using stuff my english teacher taught us

"taught" should not be used for bullshit Kappa

Sex is binary and based off what your reproductive system is. Gender is a spectrum

Cool

A spectrum of 2 is a shit spectrum Kappa

Now CIS-Gendered is when someons gender aligns with their sex

I know m8

Perfect

Now I explained what the english department at this school is shoving at freshmen

is eevee teaching us about his gender studies class?

I watch enough feminism bullshit that I know the talking points

This is the english department m8

well I guess its a step up from flushing shirts down the toilet

farmland engineering 101 is better

Considering my university is trying to make physics a feminist subject

not too far fetched for english

inb4 we just segregate women and men

like in rick and morty

And my next project in english is to find a print ad that deifes gender norms for people. So the women need to act like men and shit

except the situations are reversed

Then write 1200 words about the fucking ad