general

I am glad I can live at home

hope for not a shitty

I already am hoping

What would you prefer

farmer, or engineer

Nah, he is one of those Business majors. The people who cant decide but want to go to college right away

lol

Def a shitty

He is an english lit major

someone who decided to not have a future

you poor sad child

if you manage to survive, write a novel about it

A white novel.... . great idea!!!

Of course you would like that

Pikachu mspaint a white novel Kappa

oops

left a line

why isn't the w kappatalized?

lowecase white

to specify it is not about the white race

rather the colour white

Grapple is my favorite pokemon type

Tiarawhy? they make mlp and furry prawn

Kappa

so the z-ring toy comes with 3 crystals and this set comes with 9 made up typed crystals

but there are 18 pokemon types

http://marvel.com/news/tv/26608/marvels_runaways_headed_to_hulu?linkId=27764381

yet another not tv show

but not netflix either

Meeting is over. No extra charges but they told us that the issue got so bad, that they had to take a toilet out to fix it

so they're holding your poop hostage

No

expect a lot more stupid people flushing tshirts

inb4 this happens every week

just shit buckets

and they do nothing to punish you

inb4 cameras in the bathroom for prevention

No, they said if this happens again, only our floor will be passed extra charges

also did I make a typo and put boing as the title when I changed it?

because I hope I did

rip

(totally not me)

not my oc

But ya, they took attendance so anyone that wasnt there is under suspicion I guess

Why did you do it eevee

They should have cameras in the bathroom Kappa

that would fix it

It would fix it

toilet bowl cams looking up at you

Keepo

totally normal

put isotope tracers on everyone's clothes

no shirts allowed in bathrooms

Door should lock when you poop, and remained locked until your poop is sifted through

no shirts allowed period

No clothing allowed

party school hype

i can get behind that

lol

make eveyone go through a pat down before they go into the bathroom

Make them weigh themselves before entering, and then weight after. If the decrepancy is about the ammont of a shirt, investigate them

because poop is weightless

If you poop the wight of a shirt

you have problems

Should be far more, or far less

or just automatically assume any girl going in is at fault because girls don't poop

^

or exist

Ooh

that solves it

replace bathrooms with digital bathrooms

since all schooling seems to be going digital anyways

remove all bathroom doors and stall doors so no one can sneakily flush shirts and bottles