general

so

rip UMbreon, killed by cock

Does this mean you killed yourself?

http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/can-a-christian-commit-suicide-and-still-be-saved-a-biblical-analysis/

uhhh

Im already dead?

so

so

Or does it just mean you have devine knowledge about the afterlife?

+5 fire

I am just going to give you +1 devinity

and +5 ded

I am divine

YES

Okay

roll to run time

but isnt divinity fire?

Wait

the gods are logs

Wait

is everyone on our pirate ship ded?

IF YOU LEAVE YOU GET A LOG BLESSING

Anyways

when do you want to roll?

Can i blow the shopkeep in exchange for taht item

roll now umbreon

You can try

I will try to distract

high means he is into it

Roll to blow

i'm going to make like a sunflora and leave

NOOO

11

NOT NOW UMBREON

average blow

wait

he is not into it, but it is not out of the question

can I distract?

You can still try to run, or try to convince again

While he's trying to zip up i want to run

AYYY

you escaped

ok

LOG BLESSING

i get surrounded

I use wraith form

lets gtfo

Considering the game is a holy log quest

this is some shitty oc shit

that will serve you well

these common peasants have no idea wtf I am doing

i thank the log gods

Holy shit, bopit is just a shitty sonic oc

I do not think you want to do that

Bopit the Edgehog

did I get another fukcing 1

too late

rip me

roll

Picture for every occasion

Shitty sonic ocs included

k so what am I doing pika

Is this all pre-game lore

Yes

All this fucking shit is happening in 1 store

can i be a mercenary berserker? i will help people do quests for gold

acctualy can I try to steal again?

That can be your plot sure

Can i roll to search for traps Kappa

fucking bopit

fine, d100, you roll below a 20, I am fucking cursing you

He's gonna take away my divinity if you fuck up

k

dont worry

if you roll bad

just blow him

87 fuck you give me 20 letters

one day pikachu will ask for 100 letters