general

I will blind pick

also pika

plz roll for my bomb

fuckyoupikachuocean

h

BOPIT

x

is it a smokey bong or a smoke bomb

n

xz

important stuff here

j

s

Your bomb got a 1, so you can not assist in his escape

j

bopen is having a stroke

g

wait

wait

roll for stroke

bopit, 1 letter

I rolled 2 1s?

yes

p

fuck your kobold dice m'lord

n1sov1n

wow

ikr

fuckyouikachuocean

Okay

so

I feel like this dm is cheating me

anyway

I would like to use wraith form

after I get surrounded

do you have like every abillity in the game m'lord?

and umbreon is in the clear

Funnily, ur cock killed yourself. Off under it knew anything close knight, under ocean central eternal anceteral no

oh god

leoric is a skeleton king

Okay

so

rip UMbreon, killed by cock

Does this mean you killed yourself?

http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/can-a-christian-commit-suicide-and-still-be-saved-a-biblical-analysis/

uhhh

Im already dead?

so

so

Or does it just mean you have devine knowledge about the afterlife?

+5 fire

I am just going to give you +1 devinity

and +5 ded

I am divine

YES

Okay

roll to run time

but isnt divinity fire?

Wait

the gods are logs

Wait

is everyone on our pirate ship ded?

IF YOU LEAVE YOU GET A LOG BLESSING

Anyways

when do you want to roll?

Can i blow the shopkeep in exchange for taht item

roll now umbreon

You can try

I will try to distract

high means he is into it

Roll to blow

i'm going to make like a sunflora and leave

NOOO

11

NOT NOW UMBREON

average blow

wait

he is not into it, but it is not out of the question

can I distract?

You can still try to run, or try to convince again