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brb

in RPG maker?

yes

i'm the RPG maker scrub master

I know the sht

The reason my game is going to be good is I am literally shit

ok google image shit rpgmaker game

fucking google

anyways, I know nothing about anything

ok goole image rpg maker

ok google image pikachu RPG maker

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s2RfVbzBz5s/maxresdefault.jpg

ok google image shit rpg

lol

ok google image shit

ok google image final fantasy

ok google image good jrpg

thats warcraft with a pikachu

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--vvrgH9CW--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_450,q_80,w_800/y8yeqjxuza3kewarmnhz.png

ok google image pirate RPG

pikachu you need to go in the animations and fuck them all up

google image mage rpg

like randomly move them around

or replace them with mspaint pikachus

I should see if I can find something that is not rpgmaker to make a game

Kappa

Something even more shit, but also easier

uh

hmm

what's that one thing called?

brb

try that shit 'scratch'

fucking scratch

if you want to be as bad as possible

that is probably harder

RPG maker is probably the easiest your gonna get for making a shit game that actually works

I think that might actually be easier

i had a 40% complete PHIJKCHU rpg and it was easy to do and only took 2 weeks

it would be even shorter if you used mspaint instead of ripping arond with GTI sprites and such

My problem is I actually know shit all about computers, programing, game design, and what not

I was just going to use mspaint

brb again, dying on the inside

try gimp

ripachu

gimp is only useful for bad image edits unless you actually know what to do

i make all my shit in gimp

all this talk about RPG maker is making me want to finish the PHIJKCHU one

but i lost all the resources besides the ones i already used

it wasn't up to date with PHIJKCHU memes either

it didn't have mspaint or camelot

I will literally give you my mspaint ones once I am done

i see the problem

in my old version i was putting in a tad bit of effort

i just gotta throw shit together so it has the feel

The trick to my art, and all art, is you must use as little effort requred for maximum quality

At one point, the amount of effort you add does not make it much better

for example, compare these arts

One of these is much better

For very little added effort

fieevicachu is way better

^

i can't write for shit so i'll just have all of pikachu's lines be the camelot copypasta

The fire is a dick one is super old

If you want, I can write my own lines Kappa

I do not even need to know the context

I will just make all my lines a long form rant about logs

that you need to read every diolouge from start of game to end to finish the rant

i'm gonna put all of what you just said starting from 'the fire is a dick one is super old' to 'that you need to read every dialouge from the start of the game'

as the introduction

lol

time to skip all of the text Kappa

skip all of pikachus effort Kappa

Oh god

still dying