general

.01 km is 10 meters

thats a workout lol

10 m is not that bad

just walk back in forth in your room

Depending on the room, should be about 20-30 full cycles back and forth

I will find a way to exploit it

go outside and get mugged Kappa

hope my aunt dosent mind me pacing in the middle of the night Kappa

Maybe at an airport you put your phone on the rolling floor that goes around and leave it there

dont work I do it all the time Kappa

lol

yes

Oh shit

go to a mall

escalators

back and forth

lol

just blame your hormones if any questions are asked bipen

yup Kappa

bopit

new pro strat

hm?

hold your phone in one hand

I play mlg:go

have it facing up

then, turn it 180 vertically so it is upsidedown

then go back

it is making my character 360

dont know if turning acctaually does anything

I might just be impatient

I GOT AN IDEA

sounds too fast m8

na it will work trust

http://brobible.com/entertainment/article/pokemon-go-hack-hatch-eggs-without-having-to-walk/

Found this

Kappa

Going to see if I can replicate without a wheel

What if

you tape your phone to a treadmill

lol tie it to a fan

YES

Stay cool while hatching

like a celing fan

nothing bad ever happens when people mess with fans

Or

Tape it to a plane

speed limit m8

hmm

yeah my gps is too good

Ok I got a solution

Tape it to rob

I dont get walks from moving my arm

Rob walks a lot tape it on his back

he will never notice

this is when people with model train sets become super usefull Kappa

have rob walk your phone

he could make mad cash off of that

Tape it to a drone and fly it around slowly outside

shit porygon I have one of those at my house

I need to do that

hope I still have it tho

cant rember

people have already done the drone thing

I love using drones to look at people

Just fallow them around with a drone

you are the problem Kappa

Kap pappa