They also have parents
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
That wont let them cross the picket line.
I would peg them around 12 myself
10-12
4 year olds are however known to be philosophical sexual devients
I say 4
Keepo
"Then they said, but isn’t death, considered as a fundamental datum, the means by which the taken-for-granted mundanity of the everyday may be transcended in the direction of –
I said, yes, maybe. "
Really, this story is full of the most philisophical freaking children
I am imagining these 12 year old kids being told that before they can go to bed, they have to read a page of aristotle or something
Aristotle, then they watch some porn
clearly
Yup
WEll, not porn
They wanted the teacher to have sex to see how its done
But they clearly hear their parents at night
Hear their parents going at it
Now I am imagining kids listening to their parents' breathing while the parents sleep
Thanks bopit
The story was a rollercoaster though. It went from litterally EVERYTHING dying to philosophy to sex to a new gerbil for the kids
They played with it. Not sexually
Well... they probably killed it 2 weeks later
EVERYTHING in this place dies
EVERYTHING
It didnt mention it dying but from the pattern of death in the story, it was likely to die
A girl brings a dog to school. It dies in 2 weeks
Kids are told to water trees? All the trees die
Protest outside the school? Somehow that causes all the salamanders around the school to drop dead
Parents commit suicide for no apparent reason
Birds die
Fish die
Here is the story if you want to read. Not long at all. http://www.npr.org/programs/death/readings/stories/bart.html
The fucl os tjat sjot
english
I failed it
Kappa
The fuck is that shit
Fucking hell
that 3% is worth it Jeb
Please clap
10/10
Apparently Bayonneta and Corrin are out
Yup
Bopen do you keep changing your colors everyday
Because bopit is skrub who no one likes