gacha

who is just terrible

God

I will not play anymore story

Ever

see

just do what i do

and waht

90% of players do

"SKIP"

except i read the story like 2 years ago

But max

so its not as agreegous

Isn’t the story

Good

??

sure

but i read it all two years ago

and i dont care about most event's stories

so i just skip them all and read them on my own time if i care enough

I’m realizing that I have no reason to play this game

FEH at least has arena and stuff

That are against other people

if you dont care about getting certain charcters, the story, or the gameplay

nor eason to play

It feels weird to shit on a game I spent so much time playing

But at the same time

I at least feel more validated than I did before

I was arguing in bad faith about it previously

Now I know it’s shit!

That’s what rational game reviewers like me are all about

Being fair but rational

I think part one for sure is garbage, up until camelot there's no real interesting story beats. Babylonia is the "climax" and does a lot right and alot wrong. Solomon is the perfect to ending to what it was. Following it up though, the lostbelts are a massive improvement from the story telling perspective but it becomes lengthy and VN length which isn't really right for a phone game, though the story beats do improve- they become much less one note than "beat pillar win"

Events in general can be a slog story wise with no real content and jokes that fall flat most of the time, everyone just hits skip unless it's a collab.

All jokes do fall flat

It’s true

I think the gameplay is fun if you have the right servants, if you don't I think it's garbage.

I do not think the general gameplay loop for normal random quests that aren't farming- works rigght

if you have the perfect servants, it can be fast and easy but it's still not "fun"

bosses and farming are the highlights of "fun" gameplay but

I would kill for a boss replay feature

I just think the game requires too much luck and effort to ever get anything fun out of it

see rusp

Is my short answer

thats what the game is like without the right servants

and i think its garbage like that

Max hence me saying luck

It's a terible game to get into

You need to be lucky and spend a ton of time to get said servants

but if you started early and sought through it

it becomes a decent game

plus

a great OST, lots of effort in CMs goes a long way too

I will be fair to the story and say I laughed a total of at least 2 times

In

A long period of time

But still!

Good job!

The problem with a lot of the jokes rusp

OST is something I never will care about

is that they cut them out

or localized them

so they fall flat TERRIBLY

Some of them worked

there's so many puns and random fun jokes that just get cut out

They just weren’t funny

or "localized"

It also depends on the writer

Some of them can NOT write humor

You know

Meteo, Higashide and Nasu (ONly with SN cast) can write humor

I did this all so I could have a valid opinion

Will not be doing that with actual anime and manga

I will call that shit forever

okay rusp

now watch the babylonia anime

or

I’d rather die

the prologue anime thing