gacha

oh speaking of him

i got him with a ticket

You ever just get surgery on your knee which makes it numb perpetually for the rest of your life

no

Sucks for you

damn bro you're schmoving

/r d100

@taxes: d100 = (85) = 85

Fun fact about my knee

This one is really fun

A month or two after my first surgery on it the swelling wouldn’t go down

So they had to suck the juice out

so you could say

your knee starting growing?

And there was like half a gallon of orange yellow fluid that had these weird white floaters in it

That they extracted

Then my knee felt better for 3 hours

damn someone pissed in your knee and also left floaters

After which it returned to the swollen state

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

woop

s

/r d100

@taxes: d100 = (15) = 15

/r d100

@taxes: d100 = (83) = 83

/r d100

@taxes: d100 = (39) = 39

nope

Another fun fact

Get ready for this one

I could not shower for 3 weeks after my surgeries

damn rusp why didnt you just say this for your storyteller

I smelled absolutely terrible

Let’s see

What’s another fun fact

Oh here’s a cool one

I’ll draw a graphic for this one

And the angle it was at was this

remove his gacha chat role

kappa

wait so

your finger

has hair

Those are the fingers

you hCW

have

bear hands?

It’s a palm with fingers

I didn’t want to draw actual fingers

it looks like your pinky got dislocated but you're also missing a finger

Way easier for the graphic

they look like

furry hands

ngl

My ring finger got dislocated

wait

did you loose a finger

No

It went sideways

And acrossed my pinky

i dont know, theres a suspicously large gap between the ring and the middle

oh

i see

your ring went across the pinky

Because I hit a guy in the football practice with my hand weird

Yes

damn bro

I did not notice it until I put my hand on the ground

And didn’t see my ring finger

And then I went to the sidelines and they popped it back in

In which it made a nice satisfying pop noise

see this is how i saw it

Woah wtf

No

I’m trying to think of any more horrific injuries I’ve insured