gacha

LETS GO

bring in the legend

There going to add the main character of legend of zelda

Zelda

The guy with the bow

oh god

there's going to be

a different character for all the koopa siblings

CDI link

Then add Geno to piss everyone off

add one of the jews from super mario sunshine

I heard that they remade Genos game

what are they called

pinatas?

And he wasn’t in the remake

Is that real

yeah piantas

LUMA KART

pianta

jews

Piranha plant

yes

gold piranha plant

pikachu

Gay bowser

summer mario

here we go

owo

oh yeah

Mario 64 version of every mario character

every odyseey costume for mario

black mario

ptuey

shadow mario

Shadow Luigi

Snake

paper mario

lets go

https://i.imgur.com/7OF0mOx.png

ok

First one

They should make a kart racer

Where a kart drives a kart

That would be pretty cool

thats stupid

you are stupid

But then he pulls out his paraglide

LOL

And it’s another kart

PARAGLIDERS

A GOOD MECHANIC

for a KART GAME

It literally

anyone wana play mario kart 7

Slows the game down

Paragliding removes any skill based driving

its better than

You can’t do skill shit in the air

uncontrollable cannon sections

also

True

>implying mario kart needs skill

Well

I mean any possible amount of skill

the only "skill" is holding back a second, getting a bullet bill while everyone is close

then zooming ahead really fucking fart

far*

no

the skill is

FART

get good items

thatss the skill

that is what youre doing umbreon

thats literally the meta for mariokart in 7+8

"meta"

everyone starts close enough where you can

The problem with that strategy

Is what if you don’t get s bullet bill

hold in 7th~ place