gacha

you can only ultra drift in the drift controls

Yes you can

you literally

man this convo makes no sense to me

cant do the highest level of drifting

okay umbreon you know in mario kart

when you drift the spark colors change

yeah

mario kart tour has

4 levels of drifitng

Max would you like to be friends in mario kart

and one can only be used with certain controls

Does being friends do anything

no

okay but do they have my favorite character in the game

Why does it exist

I just want to play Luigi

But he’s not even available yet

They have

dry bowser

but do they have

funky kong

no

I wish

I’m pissed

Also how does fucking toadette get in over Luigi

This is so sad

donkey, diddty, daisy, bowser, yoshi. peach, peachette, pauline, metal mario. dry bowser, music mario

Where’s meowser

luigi is their big banner to make money

Probably

Can I get

Gooigi

And when will I be able to unlock R.O.B.

baby mario too

right

and baby peach

uhh

link when

I saw baby daisy

Do you have all of those?

no

Thank god

peachette is like

a .3% chance rn

what a shit pool

I was worried you somehow were addicted to the Mario kart gacha

i also like how there's

peach

baby peach

and peachette

evolution

Why is there metal mario

>evolution

do you even know

who peachette is

When does Mario turn metal

peachette is toadette

is jokke

Peachette is toadette

With crown

Right

yes

yes

NO

THEYRE GOINF

yes

TO ADD BOWSETTE

theyre going to add

bowsette

Luigette

okay but when are they going to run out of characters to add and drop shit like blue shy guy

umbreon

there are

already two marios

and two bowsers

Wario and waluigi soon

3 marios*

there will be doctor versions of EVERY character

baby versions of EVERY character