gacha

and if you drift your epic

I did the normal driving

i heard this in school

It’s way fucking easier

so it must be true

You can drift via normal driving

The drift mode literally just makes you unable to do precise turning

It is so bad

not really

you can do quicker turns with it

And I can’t fucking change back

it takes some getting used to

but imo it's better

I went from getting 1st every race to 3rd-4th

yeah

I don’t want to live on this planet

well rusp

youre not playing vs

people

its all cpus

I know

they also let you win

early on

My friend and I noticed we literally had two matching bots

No max it’s because of the driving

Or

it's

because they let you win

Max I played the same course multiple times

"You're doing poorly, how about trying to get some shit in the gacha huh?"

In a game controlled entirely by AI, I wouldn't put it past them

And then midway through it’s like

especially with a subscription service

anyways

“You’re pretty good! Would you like to switch to this different form of driving!”

drifting > normal

And I clicked yes

And now I can’t make precise movements

see rusp

max is a gamer

clown

Max is telling me what my Mexican friend told me

Max is maxican

nice pun

rusp

you get more points

for drifting

YOU NEED

POINTS

But you can drift without it

you cant ultra drift though

you can only ultra drift in the drift controls

Yes you can

you literally

man this convo makes no sense to me

cant do the highest level of drifting

okay umbreon you know in mario kart

when you drift the spark colors change

yeah

mario kart tour has

4 levels of drifitng

Max would you like to be friends in mario kart

and one can only be used with certain controls

Does being friends do anything

no

okay but do they have my favorite character in the game

Why does it exist

I just want to play Luigi

But he’s not even available yet

They have

dry bowser

but do they have

funky kong

no

I wish

I’m pissed

Also how does fucking toadette get in over Luigi

This is so sad

donkey, diddty, daisy, bowser, yoshi. peach, peachette, pauline, metal mario. dry bowser, music mario

Where’s meowser