that don't do shit
gacha
"Nine Lives ROMA" - Romulus · Quirinus
Monday, June 3, 2019
in Europe/Asia they have real ones
which ass blast you
They work, but I'm still not sure of the point
I've tried the real ones twice
did you enjoy it
the American shitty ones a couple times
the strong ones work, but they you're just wet afterwards
it's like trying to put clothes on after getting out of a shower
not great
and it's not like you can actually dry yourself with TP
they have hand driers
but
ass driers
thats the new thing
most "good" bidets are also super manual
and it's like old sinks
where you have to mix hot and cold water in a basin
and then you turn a knob to spray yourself
hmmm
uh
i'd think warmish would be good
okay
not luke warm
but
like
scalding
is what you want
sure
i want my asshole to recieve a third degree burn
That way, you can have a nurse put cream on your anus burns
a male nurse
a fe(male) nurse
a (fe)male
what
no i don't
what
hey, save that slurping for when I get there
i was np'ing
idiot
appaK
just try to go to bed
bruh
no
just do something braindead
like play melty blood