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@taxes: d20 = (14) = 14

davis is dead

that character is over

I have to roll for new stats

/r 6d20

@taxes: 6d20 = (1+1+16+11+13+16) = 58

even better

wow

this character is on life support

literally an inanimate object

roll to remove the plug

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

No, that's not in character max

it is

its my campaign

my rules

he's dead

Okay

Now shoo

roll for next character's stats

/r 6d20

@taxes: 6d20 = (7+4+3+13+6+19) = 52

even better

ok

Go along

let me just kill this one

roll to kill him

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

he's dead

okay done

No, 4 means he pussied out

He's kursed to live

my campaign

my rules

kappa

So rusp

mhm

Who's turn was it?

I think you just had your turn

perhaps

Are you gonna keep following the tracks?

of course

Alright, you see that you're approaching what appears to be a stone staircase

woah

I should head up that

or down

Well we'll wait for that

okay

Let's see what these shits are doing

/r d20 #hell beast

@Gent: d20 hell beast = (3) = 3

/r d20 #feys

@Gent: d20 feys = (7) = 7

Okay, nothing soon

this is good

The doggie is struggling against the leash, lashing out at its handlers. The feys aren't quite able to subdue it for the time being.

silly doggie

So upon reaching the stairway entrance, you see the tortoise's tracks branch off from here

Parts of the stairs have collapsed due to his immense size. It looks like he had to jump to even get up here. One trail goes off towards what you think to be the center of the volcano and the other goes towards the outer rim.

I’m probably going to want to head towards the rim

Alright

One last roll...

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (1+1+3+12+5+14) = 36

Oh boy

Welp

terrifying

It's a spook

ah!

Wait, this is actually perfect

A dark smog appears before the two of you. It forms a smiling face.

???: "Why, you don't appear to be from around these parts."

uh

The voice comes out as if it's distorted

what is a spook

A nigger?

uhh

what to say to a cloud of gas