bot

You know

your skeleton technically didn't even die from the firestorm

wait

Really?

It only had 1 more turn left as a summon, but yeah it was fine

wow

I want to be able to summon an army of skeletons all at once

I can finally command all the bones

Not a very aasimar thing to do

but

ok

fine

you’re right

I was gonna let you level up and all, so you can put a level into undead lord if you want

Mmm

Wouldn’t make sense

And is not really compatible with my monologue

Of being a just man

although I’m not really sure how classes fit into the morality system

Raising undead and whatnot is considered "evil" by the guides, but you can do it as a neutrally aligned character too

It doesn't make all that much sense, that undead are an absolute evil

Alignments get really messy when you start to think about it

And alignments are central to playing as certain classes, especially paladin

As much as I want to be an undead lord

I should probably attempt to get like an actual spell

so I don’t have to rely on numbers

as they usually let me down

Unless it’s a skeleton

Summoner and undead lord don't exactly synergize either

Yeah

That’s fair

Well

Hmm

Or is it

A summoner

is pretty similar to a necromancer

right?

Yeah, which is why they don't synergize

They overlap

Fair enough

It's like, why would you be sending in these temporary summons when your goal is to build up a permanent army?

I can become

Mike Vick

Which means...

I can start a dog fighting ring

Okay, I don't care what anyone says about alignments, doing that makes you evil

Not if I’m an NFL quarterback

Like, you are in "hell" right now

Maybe we’ll meet some familiar characters here

hopefully not

IT'S PHILHIPE XD

no

like robs sanity

You mean his testicles

Same thing amirite

xD

roll to die

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

darn

roll to end anime

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

fuck

The worst outcome

indeed

roll to commit sudoku

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (417) = 417

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (1334) = 1334

f u c k

/r d1000

@Rusp: d1000 = (595) = 595

/r d6))

@Rusp: This is ridiculous.

shit