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@Rusp: d4 = (3) = 3

That is indeed the total amount of damage the rat did

Actually, I was giving him reduced damage so he did 0

When you told me to roll 16 dice for the skeleton

What did you mean

Because you crit

Roll 16 dice for damage

He was already at low health

What was the skeletons damage?

well

hit die

Hit die? 1?

I have no idea what I’m talking about tbh

Hit die=the amount of die rolled for health

oh

Is it just called an attack die or something

His sheet says he rolls 1 d8, giving him 6 hp total

Damage dice I guess

Ah

I see

It says his scimitar deals a d6

So

That would’ve been 16d6

for damage

Sure I guess

Bopit used these things called crit cards for his campaign

When you roll a crit, he draws one of those cards for the effect

One of them was decapitation, which is just an insta-kill for 90% of enemies

It was fucking stupid

yeah

sounds like it

also

A lot of the time we'd a get a card that doesn't make any sense

/r 16d6

@Rusp: 16d6 = (4+1+6+2+5+4+3+3+6+2+4+3+4+1+3+3) = 54

now THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

"You rolled a crit fail trying to stab this guy....the crit card says you're deafened"

Wha

That

That’s fucking stupid

They should have like categories so that it makes sense

And it was when our entire party was beating on 1 shithead

You know

your skeleton technically didn't even die from the firestorm

wait

Really?

It only had 1 more turn left as a summon, but yeah it was fine

wow

I want to be able to summon an army of skeletons all at once

I can finally command all the bones

Not a very aasimar thing to do

but

ok

fine

you’re right

I was gonna let you level up and all, so you can put a level into undead lord if you want

Mmm

Wouldn’t make sense

And is not really compatible with my monologue

Of being a just man

although I’m not really sure how classes fit into the morality system

Raising undead and whatnot is considered "evil" by the guides, but you can do it as a neutrally aligned character too

It doesn't make all that much sense, that undead are an absolute evil

Alignments get really messy when you start to think about it

And alignments are central to playing as certain classes, especially paladin

As much as I want to be an undead lord

I should probably attempt to get like an actual spell

so I don’t have to rely on numbers

as they usually let me down

Unless it’s a skeleton

Summoner and undead lord don't exactly synergize either

Yeah

That’s fair

Well

Hmm

Or is it

A summoner

is pretty similar to a necromancer