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I gave a long ass monologue

Tortoise: "...Heheh.....hehehehe...."

Got a 9

this guy

"Taking a bullet are you?....sniffle"

Tortoise: "Your hero talk is a crock of shit....but I appreciate a good speech...."

He stomps out without looking back

Wow

Rude

Now, your skeleton friend gets one turn before the slime breaks free

wait

I thought you said the slime like

disappeared

No?

uh

We would need another crit/crit fail for that

oh that was my rat

wew

Yeah

Well fuck

Can my nigbull bite at the slime

or is his turn skipped

I guess you can command him to do it now

sick

let’s do this

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

This isn't so much a roll to hit, more so a roll for "will this do anything"

mhm

answer is no

Roll damage

Wait what

Really

huh

Well, damage doesn't mean you're saved

/r d6+2

@Rusp: d6+2 = (3)+2 = 5

He takes a mouthful of boiling slime

Delicious

/r d20+3

Like jello

some skin on his lower jaw gets burnt off

Oof

woof

Now skelington

haha!

he shall slice at slime

If attacking is really what you want to do now....

Oh wait

We could

Run

Oh, I guess so

let's roll for king skelly's int for the fuck of it

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

that’s one smart ass skelly

what does skelly know

He is granted an intelligence score by his newly acquired crown

Oh, nothing

woah

sentient skelly

Just wanted to make a character

but uh

isn’t he going to be thanosed away

First the dog fades out

The skeleton is good for another round

Well uh

I’m not sure if we can fight this slime

So me and mage boy may be running

the slime is acting right after your skeleton

mmm

I guess I’ll have the skelly attack him quick then

You can see the slime boiling more furiously right now

Maybe he’ll get a 20

It's been stuck for 2 whole rounds, it's gonna do something

bopen lord

If attacking is really what you want to do

You just saw how useless the mutt was

ok you’re implying I shouldn’t attack

so let’s not do that