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HE SURRENDERED!

Oh...is that so?

i don't think that's how dogs work

if it's a real dog

It's a summon

You know what

Fune

Fine

Well, your nigger-mutt is gonna keep tearing away at the dead body then

I’m going to stand up

I’m going to look him in the eyes

And I’m going to say

Uh

“You know what.. I know you’re not going to listen to me.. you’re too far gone. So if I’m going to save my friend.. I’m going to have to fight for it.”

I don’t know man

"Save...your friend?"

Psychic: "Geeze, what a reveal." rolling his eyes

who said this

The tortoise said the first part

SO

Yep

The psychic will of course assist in placating the tortoise on his turn, as anyone would be allowed to do

oh

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (20)+1 = 21

HOLY

THING HAPPENED

I was gonna say "only a 20 would do anything"

ITS HAPPENED

HES DONE IT

THE MADMAN

FAITH RESTORED

REVIVAL

It’s not an attack!

no

xD

xD

wew

This

Fuckig

I gave a long ass monologue

Tortoise: "...Heheh.....hehehehe...."

Got a 9

this guy

"Taking a bullet are you?....sniffle"

Tortoise: "Your hero talk is a crock of shit....but I appreciate a good speech...."

He stomps out without looking back

Wow

Rude

Now, your skeleton friend gets one turn before the slime breaks free

wait

I thought you said the slime like

disappeared

No?

uh

We would need another crit/crit fail for that

oh that was my rat

wew

Yeah

Well fuck

Can my nigbull bite at the slime

or is his turn skipped

I guess you can command him to do it now

sick

let’s do this

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

This isn't so much a roll to hit, more so a roll for "will this do anything"

mhm

answer is no

Roll damage

Wait what

Really

huh

Well, damage doesn't mean you're saved

/r d6+2

@Rusp: d6+2 = (3)+2 = 5

He takes a mouthful of boiling slime

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